This is Tim’s favorite joke. Hope you enjoy….
An old Italian man (or in this case, a Kiwi guy) was walking down the street, carrying two heavy watermelons.
A guy stopped him and said, “Excuse me Mr. do you happen to have the time?”.
The old man bends over and puts down the two watermelons.
Hahaha, get it? It’s funnier when you can actually say it in a little Italian accent, which I can’t really type out.
Anyway, we saw about a billion (literally..they must give them away, I don’t know how on earth they’d sell that many) watermelons along the side of every road in Malaysia.
Finally I told Tim, I had to get my hands on a few. We each ate one by ourselves. It was the best watermelon I’ve ever tasted.